Both came as a forward…. nice ones.. read ahead
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:BullShit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
very very true…
The Man In the Glass By Dale Wimbrow 1934
When you get what you want in your struggle for pelfand the world makes you king for a day,Just go to the mirror and look at yourself and see what that man has to say for it isn’t your Father ,Mother or Wife whose judgment upon you must pass…The fellows verdict that counts most in your life is the one starring back from the glass.Some people might say your a straight shootin chum and call you a wonderful guy but the man in the mirror says your only a bum if you can’t look him straight in the eye he’s the fellow to please never mind all the rest for he’s with you clear to the end and you’ve passed your most dangerous test if the man in the glass is your friend.You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years and get pats on your back as you pass but your final reward will be heart ache and tears if you’ve cheated the man in the glass….
very very true…